i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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