it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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