4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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