wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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