So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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