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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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