He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He passed out mid-signature
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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