So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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