Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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