I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
tell me about the fingering
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