He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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