After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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