Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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