Can Purell be used as lube?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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