it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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