Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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