i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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