i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I need water and some morals
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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