dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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