I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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