just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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