Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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