Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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