We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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