he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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