Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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