Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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