she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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