this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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