You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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