Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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