Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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