why didn't you poke me back
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
