Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
ugly people sure do ruin things
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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