Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
And then he peed in my hair
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