Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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