Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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