You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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