But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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