Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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