So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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