anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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