She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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