do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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