remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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