dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
