Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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