1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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