The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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