remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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