; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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