How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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