remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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