She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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