That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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